FEMM Fatales

Monday, 6 April 2009

Certainly a new attitude regarding death... Only the Chinese can have this idea....Have a good laugh with this Chinese delivery & have a good start today! And enjoy its...innovative delivery method, the Chinese ways...forgetabout DHL, UPS or even FedEx!!! Enjoy!!

A family in the Southern Province of China, werepuzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmotherarrived from the States. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which readas follows:

Dear Cousins,I am sending Ah-ma body to you since it was her fond wish that she be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.You will find inside the coffin, under Ah-ma's body,12 cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates and 8 packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong. Please divide these among all of you.On Ah-ma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Airshoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.Ah-ma is wearing 6 CK T-shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah-ma is wearing are for the boys.The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's left wrist. Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ah-ma is wearing theTiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah-ma is wearing must be divided among my teenage cousins.Let me know what else you need as Ah-Kong is also not feeling well nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah-Kong goes back too...

love,
Weimund(Lesley) *laughs like crazy*

3:12 pm The FEMM FatalesY