FEMM Fatales

Wednesday 29 April 2009

*Tuesday*

Ken got discharged from the Sunway Medical Hospital at 4pm. He was having an Appendicitis opperation....Loool~ (go exercise summore la!!!) He was acting like a child upon going home. Asked him to help me to take a few pics while he's in da hospital. =P

The condition of his bed before he came (minus the headphones)

Condition of his bed when he is there. ( Look at HOW unhygenic contious he is.....grapes on the HOSPITAL's table...WTH! =_=) Hahahaha~~

He complained about the pillow being super hard. He had trouble sleeping.(talking having trouble to sleep...=_= u hav no idea man~)

He's remote controler for his bed... LOL~

This is a universal remote control. Where u cn call the nurse, listen to music...erm....etc~ =P (cnt remember)

The thing~ (dnt know whats it called...HAHAHah!!! but its to connect to the drip)

Ken's wound with the bandage on.... I wonder why is there a circle there~ =x The ken didnt bother asking the nurse...=.= (pokes Ken till bleeds)

8D He's stitches....Damn coooool huh???? I wonder how they stitched it...0_0 I tried imagining it but i simply couldnt....The ones i imagined r.....scary.....HAHAhahhahaha~~ Also, i wonder wads da orange thing hanging out there....felt like choking him when i asked him which he said he doesnt knoe....RAWrrrr~~~ How can u not askkkk?? Its a once in a lifetime opportunity man!! (*hugs ken* jooking) =P

This is how an appendix looks like~ xD WAHahahahhahah~~ if Sarah sees this, she's SOO gonna kill me~ =P

Here's a video from youtube of Appendicitis surgery~ =3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3525GMp6LvM&feature=related

Thats all for now, gtg get ready for school!!!!!! Tooooodles~~~ =3

love,

Weimund(Lesley)

5:54 am The FEMM FatalesY

Monday 27 April 2009

I received my medal today!!!really happy when i gt to receive a medal that i had always been waiting for..i bet my dad ll be the first 1 to b proud of it...i knew he had been waiting for some1 either one of us(among my siblings)to win back something to do bout volleyball for him..n i did...i hope i had make one of his dreams come true..i want my dad to be proud to talk bout me whenever he is with his friends(mostly all his friends r volleyball players a team with him)lol

the want that i was happy about was when i received my medal after my name was called out..hearing people clappings(4 me??.. nah just too perasan maybe they just clapped 4 u know what i mean't.....)the moment i went up to the stage something that had really makes me laughed when i was about to let teacher to hang the medal on my neck...she actually tip-toed??haha...she just can't make it to my neck so i bent down to make her life easier and of course nt to make both party embarrass..

kakaka...if u r my friens u ll understand my feelings right now....look down

the medal is not really that interesting as what i thought it should be...

my jersey from the back view

n this is the front view..

-elaura-

5:22 pm The FEMM FatalesY

Sunday 26 April 2009

SURRENDER

THANK YOU FOR THE CROSS THAT YOU HAVE PAID
FOR ALL MY SINS YOU'VE SACRIFICED YOURSELF
I AM NOTHING LORD WITHOUT YOUR GRACE
YOU WERE THERE TO LIFT ME WHEN I FAILED
AS I LIFT MY HANDS
POUR YOUR MERCY O GOD
I'M LONGING FOR YOUR PRESENCE NOW
AS I LIFT MY HANDS
POUR YOUR MERCY O GOD
I'M LONGING FOR YOUR PRESENCE NOW
I SURRENDER ALL
AND I WILL FOLLOW YOU
I SURRENDER ALL
AND BRING MY LIFE TO YOU
I SURRENDER ALL
AND LIVE MY LIFE FOR YOU
I SURRENDER ALL
I SURRENDER ALL
(TO YOU JESUS)

A song that touched my heart n my life today. Thank you Sung for fetching me to church today. Felt different today... not sure why. It was such a depressing day... Never wouldve thought i would felt this terribly worried/concern....it annoys me alot... Church made me opened my heart today... Love u guys~ ^^

love,
Weimund(Lesley)

9:55 pm The FEMM FatalesY

Friday 24 April 2009

MSSD VOLLEYBALL had just over..

the level of toughness of the game increases by days to days..

although i didnt gt to play much as i m still new to the team bt is alright at least i gt to play before our team ended lost in semi-finals..

tough game with HIN HWA..they r really good n consistent..

they just know how to attack the weak players..

anyway my team had done their very best to achieve this level n this stage..

is a real victory..

(anyway i really regreted losing the last ball to my opponent it is bcos of my slightly n stupid mistake v gave them the silver medals)

anyway a real good experience for me in the new school new team n new team members..great to know them although v r not really close n never had the chance to get to know all of them well but this very game has made us together reunite as a team..from here i know what team work r all about..

upthere is a pic of my team...this week mssd had became a history of my life...

gonna miss the moment of it so i gonna keep it as my memory forever...everlasting memories..bla bla bla

-elaura-

7:05 pm The FEMM FatalesY

*Thursday*

It was funny....at 6.55am, me n Sarah saw this n got high~ xD

me: omg! Look!!!

Sarah: Omg! *breaths*

me: shud i take a pic?

Sarah: Take it! Take it la~

me: *takes a pic* cnt see properly la..

Sarah: go nearer la!

me: swt! U go la then!

Its a friend of ours....cnt tell da name~(but its sooo obvious *winks*) After he kembang~ AHAhahahha!!

Then during Chemistry, Pn Chen was pissed at the students who came late into my class. So she locked those late comers outside. And surprisingly, the students that were stuck outside responded to her questions excitedly. (teacher was happy, she said that next week she'll lock the gate faster) HAhahaha!

Poor classmates of mine~ xD

I cnt take pictures anymore.....Dhaneesh is being VERY mean already....It seems that he n Pn Ung suddenly did a surprise spot check without Billy(head of spot check) knowing....zzz.....Everyone is pissed~ HAhaha!! And apparently, Pn ung is goin blog surfing around the school through her son's(Chiek Chun) blog.....n im linked~ Shit.....LOL! The "last" post on school~ ^__^ I "wont" bring my hp anymore~ Ahahahhaa~~ *muacks*

During Physics tuition class, there was a grasshopper invading its terretory in our tuition house...HAHaha! Teacher was screaming like a girl! (she's a lady) Raymond get to show of his manliness that day....HAhahah! He caught it with the plastic bag...In the end, i had to hold it n let it go outside~ (i nearly squish it man...LOL)

love,

Weimund(Lesley)

5:51 pm The FEMM FatalesY

Wednesday 22 April 2009

*on Monday*

Wassup people!! =D
Three guys in my class who r officially VAIN are caught red handed on my hp camera....WAHahahhaha~

pic1: Zhen Wei...The number ONE perasan dude~ He looks at the mirror everyday...zzz
(psst... look at the useless prefect in green...xP HAhahah! Shit...If Dhaneesh sees this, he dead...*thinks* o.O Its not like im gonna get into trouble....oh well~ )

pic2: Lionel and Wei Aun....They were sharing the mirror fighting among themselves on who is more handsome......(joking) =P

Ahahahhaha!!! Sorry peeps~ xD

SCANDALOUS!!!

from left: Jia wei and Chye.....(in theyre own world of love) They were talking with each other like lovers....apparently, i saw jia wei kissed chys lips to lips b4....0_0 (i was feeling gross out but somehow quite excited) WAHhahahaha~~~ xD If may was there, She will 100% go crazy~ HAHaha!

Stupid mayqin...=_= Violated my hp during our librarian duty!!! SHe deleted the ADORABLE pic of her not wearing her specs!!!!! RAWRrrrrrrrrr..... Anyways....I was randomly taking her pic so she was pissed...(points at pic) =P Then she prayed to God to let me drop my hp and spoil it....

(random shot...She was having a headache) xD

But my hp did drop not only once...but TWICE! T__T one of the plastic thing in side bend n broke...WAlaw~~~ T__T May took my hp n randomly shot pics of me n jien Shen...loool

JienShen being gay....I forgot why he was pointing at me...o.O

Me and JienShen(being gay again) LOoooool~~ xP

Love,

Weimund(Lesley)

3:57 pm The FEMM FatalesY

Monday 20 April 2009

Calvin's dad answering questions, quoted from various Calvin and Hobbes books by Bill Watterson.

Q. Why does the sun set?

A. It's because hot air rises. The sun's hot in the middle of the day, so it rises high in the sky. In the evening then, it cools down and sets.

Q. Why does it go from east to west?

A. Solar wind.

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Q. Why does the sky turn red as the sun sets?

A. That's all the oxygen in the atmosphere catching fire.

Q. Where does the sun go when it sets?

A. The sun sets in the west. In Arizona actually, near Flagstaff. That's why the rocks there are so red.

Q. Don't the people get burned up?

A. No, the sun goes out as it sets. That's why it's dark at night.

Q. Doesn't the sun crush the whole state as it lands?

A. Ha ha, of course not. Hold a quarter up. See, the sun's just about the same size.

Q. I thought I read that the sun was really big.

A. You can't believe everything you read, I'm afraid.

Q. How come old photographs are always black and white? Didn't they have color film back then?

A. Sure they did. In fact, those old photographs are in color. It's just that the world was black and white then. The world didn't turn color until sometime in the 1930s, and it was pretty grainy color for a while, too.

Q. But then why are old paintings in color?! If the world was black and white, wouldn't artists have painted it that way?

A. Not necessarily. A lot of great artists were insane.

Q. But... But how could they have painted in color anyway? Wouldn't their paints have been shades of gray back then?

A. Of course, but they turned colors like everything else did in the '30s.

Q. So why didn't old black and white photos turn color too?

A. Because they were color pictures of black and white, remember?

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Q. Dad, will you explain the theory of relativity to me? I don't understand why time goes slower at great speed.

A. It's because you keep changing time zones. See, if you fly to California, you gain three hours on a five-hour flight, right? So if you go at the speed of light, you gain more time, because it doesn't take as long to get there. Of course, the theory of relativity only works if you're going west.

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Q. Why do my eyes shut when I sneeze?

A. If your lids weren't closed, the force of the explosion would blow your eyeballs out and stretch the optic nerve, so your eyes would flop around and you'd have to point them with your hands to see anything.

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Q. How do bank machines work?

A. Well, let's say you want 25 dollars. You punch in the amount and behind the machine there's a guy with a printing press who makes the money and sticks it out this slot.

Q. Sort of like the guy who lives up in our garage and opens the door?

A. Exactly.

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Q. What causes the wind?

A. Trees sneezing.

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Q. Why does ice float?

A. Because it's cold. Ice wants to get warm, so it goes to the top of liquids to be nearer to the sun.

Q. Is that true?

A. Look it up and find out.

Q. I should just look up stuff in the first place.

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Q. How come you know so much?

A. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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Laugh.

~ Ferlin

5:44 pm The FEMM FatalesY

Saturday 18 April 2009

Why chinese shouldnt have chistian names:

anne chang (mandarin) - dirty
anne chin (mandarin) - keep quiet
Faye Chen (mandarin) - dusty
carl cheng (hokkien) - buttock
monica cheng (hokkien) - touching your buttocks
lucy leow (hokkien) - you are dead
jane tan (mandarin) - frying eggs
suzie leow (hokkien) - lost till death
Henry mah (mandarin) - hate your mum
corrine tai (hokkien) - poor fellow
nelson tan (mandarin) - bird lying eggs
leslie tong (mandarin) - rubbish bin
carmen teng (hokkien) - leg hair long
connie mah (cantonese) - call your mother
Danny See (hokkien) - squeeze you to death
rosie teng (hokkien) - screws and nail
pete tsai (hokkien) - nose droppings
macy koh (cantonese) - never die before

Had a good laugh? Well, i had! ^ ^

Love,

Weimund(Lesley)

12:35 am The FEMM FatalesY

Friday 17 April 2009

I am feeling so mad at everything and everyone.

I just not feeling myself.

Elaura, I miss you.

I have been thinking of you this whole week. Sort of "If Elaura was here..." thoughts. Strange, why?

Off to brainwash myself with Add Maths.

~Bye.

Ferlin

2:06 pm The FEMM FatalesY

Wednesday 15 April 2009

Guess whats this? Its Chicken with Herbs........ O__O Its frozen in a plastic tupperware for i dnt knoe how many months...maybe years!! LOL!! That is why my fridge is soo full! My mum puts stuff in da fridge and forgets about them for a few years until me/my sis digs the fridge and finds wierd stuff there....... *giggles*

Love,
Weimund(Lesley)

10:12 pm The FEMM FatalesY

WAssup people! Its a NORMAL boring schooling day~~ zzz....
My Bio teacher was FUNny~ HAhahah! She was yapping about how the teachers are 'angels' and the students are 'demons/devils/ghosts' . HAhhaa~ xD Then i said, " If the teachers are 'angels', the students are 'gods'........ =P
Then my cousin started drawing on Edwin's hand. It says "Edwin, turn me on Baby!" LOOL!! I coloured his nail n drawed a heart with angel's wings on each nails....LOOOL! This is how it looks like!

Pretty isn't it? Its sooo nice of him to let us conteng. ^___^

Gaying in Physics class.......... *speechless*.............

Love,

Weimund(Lesley)

2:14 pm The FEMM FatalesY

Monday 13 April 2009

Wassup people! Came bck from Leo's IU day (which was yesterday)......

Went to cousin's house n chged...she helped me to do makeup....=P (she kept on screwing me cuz i suck at making up...HAHAHAH!!!)

The event started at 3pm (but they started at 4pm)........Luckily me n andy waited for cousin to do her hair, or we'll be wasting time in the Summit hotel...LOL~~ The event was not that great... more like....it was not worth it~ >< MY RM60 BUCKSSsss~~~ T__T

Food? it sucked~~ =_=

Performances? omg~~ (no comment....only a pinch of them r really good~ *winks* )

table setting? WTF is with the stupid wire object?? =.=

backdrop? My dog can do better....

but.....

THE PUSSY DOLLS ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps like mad* WAHAHAhahahah~~~ xD Omgg....Im sooo STUPID to not take a video!!! T__T Im a HUGE fan of u guys! LOL I liked WeiZhi's n ZhiWei's performance in the Pussy Dolls....HAHAhahah! Friggin Awesome! =D

and.....

Thats all~ 0_0 *sighs~ During the performance...All of us were bored so we started camwhoring....LOooooool!

Shot from aza's camera...WEll, he says that it will look good if we use his hp to take...WAHAhahaha!!!!

Looks like MY hp camera is cooler~ LOOOOL!! xP *hugs aza* From left: Azhar, Andy and urs truely~ *winks*

Me and Alex! ^ ^

From left: Andy, my addooorable cousin n mua! ^ ^

Me and the boy who got smuggled from Indonesia~ WAHAHahahahha!! xD

Me and the Indon boy again~ =P (he was like, "WOW! I look hot! Lets take a pic here!") HAhahhaha!!....We were in the lift with the rest~

From left: My adoooorable cousin, Sook Jiun and the retarded looking homo sapien~ =_=

Whenever i visit the girl's toilet with the girls, they'll start pulling off my "scarf"....Crazy people...=_= They wanted me to go out without da "scarf".....wth ryte?? =_=

Anyways, the event overall was............more of a gathering with friends rather than an IU day....^^'' *muacks* to the Leo board...thx for showing us what not to do...the Interact board will learn from ur mistake~ *winks*

Love,

Weimund(Lesley)

1:54 pm The FEMM FatalesY

Friday 10 April 2009

50 THINGS EVERY GUY SHOULD KNOW =D

1. Know how to make her smile when she's down.
2. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.
3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves.
4. Girls love it when a guy she likes come up behind her, put his arms around her, squeezes her tightly against his chest, and whisper softly in her ear.
5. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind. [more like 24/7]
6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually doesn't know how to react to them.
7. A simple hi can brighten a girl's day.
8. Keep in mind to be happy in front of her. She'll think you're not having fun.(we wouldn't want you to be sad)
9. Try to make her laugh; it will come in handy when you don't have anything to talk about. (ALWAYS)
10. Girls like it when you play with their hair.
11. Call for no reason.
12. Be patient when she takes forever to get ready. (PLEASE!)
13. Dance with her even if you feel stupid.
14. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her.
15. Being too serious can turn a girl off.
16. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.
17. Plan romantic date full of cheesy things; a girl loves to feel special.
18. Always give her a peck on the cheek when you depart from each other, even when friends are watching.
19. Trust each other. If you don't, just end it right now before trouble starts.
20. Take her everywhere you go with your friends. If she can't come, say you will miss her. Don't invite anyone else.
21. Keep your promises; a girl remembers everything the guy she loves tells her.
22. Keep a calendar. Remember her birthday and your anniversary.
23. If you love her, tell her once in a while.
24. Let her fall asleep on you.
25. Don't let your friends talk to her too much. They'll steal her away from you.
26. When you ask a girl what's wrong she'll never tell you the whole thing, maybe nothing at all.
27. Hugs are the best medicine.
28. Girls hate it when a guy leaves her to do something, but she will understand because she loves you.
29. Tell her she looks great even if she doesn't.
30. Hearing the words I love you is a great reassurance to a girl, that she is beautiful.
31. Smile a lot.
32. Buy her something once in a while.
33. Make a big deal when you get to see her, even if you're embarrassed.
34. Always ring the doorbell.
35. Kisses on the neck make a girl tingle.
36. Leave her little messages that she can read later when you're not around.
37. Hold her during a movie.
38. Appreciate her.
39. When she falls asleep and her hair is in her face, tuck it behind her ear for her.
40. When girls go to the restroom together, they're gossiping about you.
41. Be first and last to wish her a happy birthday.
42. Never tell a girl she's useless in any way.
43. When you play games always let her win.
44. It's OK to give her a peck on the cheek or the forehead when she's sleeping.
45. When a girl goes out of her way to see you, make it worth it.
46. Love means devotion, caring, and happiness to a girl, in that order.
47. Stick up for her but still be respectful of her independence.
48. Be playful.
49. Tell the truth. Don't try to impress her, she loves you for you.
50. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved

love,
Weimund(Lesley)

7:47 pm The FEMM FatalesY

Thursday 9 April 2009

Hey people! I sincerly thank u guys~ =3 I was feeling crappy in da morning cuz of something. ^^" but u guys cheered me up in ur own ways~ WAhahahaha! *MUACKS* Thank you Andy for remembering *muacks* (although i didnt tell u...=__= Wonder how u knew) Thanks Elaura!! Guess what? She's da first one who wished me! Her message was friggin LOoooong~~ HAha!! Thx girl~ xD My siblings called me up as well! My sis n bro stayed up until 12am (Malaysian time) Just to wish me~ ^ ^ Went to school and everyone started poking and touching me screaming ''Happy bday!" hahaha~ it feels wierd being hugged by people. now i knoe how u guys feel~ =P

During Chemistry class, we did an experiment on Esterification! It looks sooo coool~~ xD Got a video of it~

After doing da experiment, we were sitting around in da lab, bored~~ My friend was playing with my bra strap....(dont ask me why, i think it was out of boredom) Then she accidentally took it out....=__= The whole class was laughing like crazy~ wth~~ She tried to find da strap but couldnt attach them bck together because its hard to do that when ur wearing a uniform~~ So Lionel told us to go behind and fix it. We went behind the lab room n she started raping me.... Ceh~~ LOL!!! The look on teacher's face was funny! HAhahaha!!

Then its recess. I went to da toilet with my friend. Since Im in da toilet, i went to betulkan my baju (because of da raping session, my shirt was messy) HAhaha!! Then When i came out, i saw May Qin. She took my hand and turned me around....Then someone blindfolded me~ SOOO damn scaryyy!!! LOL~ Now i knoe how blind people feel~ =/ Great experience~ They DRAGGED me in public around da school~ Passing loads of people, hearing everyone screaming "Happy Birthday Weimund!!"

SOOoo darn embaressing!!! T__T

There, This is my "cake" from them! *muacks*

I wonder who bought it~ o.O Whoever bought it, Thankx!!! *muacks* Loooove u guys alot~ =3 This is what they all gave me~ May designed it~ ><>

Everyone's messages!! =3 owh! Love you too eddy!! LOL~~ First time u pour out ur feelings to me~ MUAHAHAhahha!!! Many good things happened today~ SATURDAY GOT NO SCHOOL!!! HAhaha~ (was planing to skip it anyways lol)

My chinese classmates(Siew Wei, Hui Yeng, Li Teng and Keng Gi) also gave me a bday card~ ^ ^ Never thought they would give me one~ HAha!!

*muacks* to everyone!!! T__T Felt touched!

Then later after school, I went out with Ken to Summit to watch Confessions of a Shopoholic. Didnt feel good~ urgh~ Stupid sun.... SOoo darn hot! T__T Stupid Ken~ GO bang ur head on da wall! LOL!!! (joking) You know why~~ ryte? =3 Anyways, ill forgive you! ^ ^ Dont worry about it!

then later, Joshua came and drop by to wish me! HAhaha! Sooooo sweet of him! He just came bck from NS~ Damn black n bald! LOL! *muacks* Thanks for da cake babe! ^ ^

Seriously love u people! This year is the happiest year so far~ =3

*hugs and kisses*

love,

Weimund(Lesley)

5:20 pm The FEMM FatalesY

Monday 6 April 2009

Certainly a new attitude regarding death... Only the Chinese can have this idea....Have a good laugh with this Chinese delivery & have a good start today! And enjoy its...innovative delivery method, the Chinese ways...forgetabout DHL, UPS or even FedEx!!! Enjoy!!

A family in the Southern Province of China, werepuzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmotherarrived from the States. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which readas follows:

Dear Cousins,I am sending Ah-ma body to you since it was her fond wish that she be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.You will find inside the coffin, under Ah-ma's body,12 cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates and 8 packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong. Please divide these among all of you.On Ah-ma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Airshoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.Ah-ma is wearing 6 CK T-shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah-ma is wearing are for the boys.The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's left wrist. Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ah-ma is wearing theTiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah-ma is wearing must be divided among my teenage cousins.Let me know what else you need as Ah-Kong is also not feeling well nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah-Kong goes back too...

love,
Weimund(Lesley) *laughs like crazy*

3:12 pm The FEMM FatalesY

Sunday 5 April 2009

OHHH MYYY GAwd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My friend, Cheryl aka Cherish could knot a cherry stalk only with her tongue!!!!!!!!! Sooooo cool!! I tried doing it, but my tongue ended up having cramps..... HAhahahaha!!!!

Love,
Weimund(Lesley)

7:06 am The FEMM FatalesY

Saturday 4 April 2009

How dirty are you? =3

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Now, look at the answers! =D

Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Dont worry, I thought of dirty answers too~ =P

love,
Weimund(Lesley)

8:38 am The FEMM FatalesY

Friday 3 April 2009

hey peeps! School was boring... teachers r not attending P&P.... =__= My classmates were bored, guess what they did? =.=

No life ryte?? LOOOOL!!! I dnt mind posting this picture up because he(the guy in da picture) will never read this blog~ MUAHAhahahaha!!!! (sorry Zhenwei) =P

Then I ponteng class n went to 5Cekap. Hanged out with Alex, Kelvin, Hsien Yoong and Carmen. They were talking bout Sutra sumthin.... (i 4got wads das name) Learned sumthing new... THANK YOU(in a sarcastic way) ~~ HAhahahha! Actually, they were talking about things WORSE than Sutra sumthin..... u wont wanna knoe~ =_= Then, I went bck to class. I was BORED so i drew this on my hand. =3

(My hp camera suck....=P)

Owh! WIll be goin out with cousin, Leonie n Yuen Teng ltr for shopping~ ^ ^

love,

Weimund(Lesley)

1:00 pm The FEMM FatalesY